(In which a character from THE DOLLHOUSE ASYLUM pops in!)
So. Guys! I just got back from the gym, and my endorphins are surging and I just have to tell you about this amazing party coming up. It’s about this book—this book where I happen to do a few cool flips and cartwheels and stuff. I kick the trash out of this freaky little albino, too. Yeah. I heart myself in THE DOLLHOUSE ASYLUM so much. But see, here’s the deal. My friend, Cheyenne’s, the star and she can be so melancholy and somber and gah! I just had to tell you about the party myself, because it’s going to be AWESOME and you really have to come.
It’s October 25th (read: the Friday before Halloween!) and you get to dress up. You know how THE DOLLHOUSE ASYLUM stars famous, tragic literary couples? Well, at this party you get to dress up as tragic literary characters (like me!) for awards and stuff! *pops gum* *fastens pony-tail* *does the splits* There will be other awards, too, like for the person who brought the most friends, and whoever travels the farthest to Dallas (technically Irving, but blahblahblah). I hear the author’s going to involve the crowd in her presentation, too. And in the devastating chance that you can’t make it, the author’s also inviting readers to take pictures of their tragic literary character costumes at home (you have to dress up for Halloween anyway, right?) and email them to her so she can print them out and bring them to the party! Brilliance, yes? If you don’t know who to be, check out the comments in this link: http://marygraybooks.com/ cultdollhouseasylum-giveaway- 2000-goodreads-adds-eep/ Some people seriously have some great ideas for costumes. If I had my way, I’d dress up as each of them in twenty minute increments—I’d have hair-dressers, bring my own music, and—*slouches* too bad I have to stay trapped in the book.
Here’s the deal, though. Cheyenne may have an issue with me telling everyone about this early on, but I’VE NEVER BEEN GOOD WITH SUBTLETY. YOU NEED TO COME. PLUS THERE WILL BE A CAKE WITH THE COVER OF THE BOOK. And did I mention it will be the author’s birthday party? I know!
I suppose you want to know my name. And I really wanna tell you. Hm. Eep! I’m not really supposed to say, but, well, I can’t keep it to myself, so I’ll just whisper it. It’s—
*Mary Gray slaps hand over her mouth, because no one can know the tragic literary couples who appear in the book*
*Wiggles loose* Fine, whatever. I won’t tell! But they know about the party now! *laughs* *flees from the author* Tell us who you'd like to dress up as in the comments below!
Dollhouse Asylum Blurb
A virus that had once been contained has returned, and soon no place will be left untouched by its destruction. But when Cheyenne wakes up in Elysian Fields--a subdivision cut off from the world and its monster-creating virus--she is thrilled to have a chance at survival.
At first, Elysian Fields,with its beautiful houses and manicured lawns, is perfect. Teo Richardson, the older man who stole Cheyenne's heart, built it so they could be together. But when Teo tells Cheyenne there are tests that she and seven other couples must pass to be worthy of salvation, Cheyenne begins to question the perfection of his world.
The people they were before are gone. Cheyenne is now "Persephone," and each couple has been re-named to reflect the most tragic romances ever told. Everyone is fighting to pass the test, to remain in Elysian Fields. Teo dresses them up, tells them when to move and how to act, and in order to pass the test, they must play along.
If they play it right, then they'll be safe.
But if they play it wrong, they'll die.
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A virus that had once been contained has returned, and soon no place will be left untouched by its destruction. But when Cheyenne wakes up in Elysian Fields--a subdivision cut off from the world and its monster-creating virus--she is thrilled to have a chance at survival.
At first, Elysian Fields,with its beautiful houses and manicured lawns, is perfect. Teo Richardson, the older man who stole Cheyenne's heart, built it so they could be together. But when Teo tells Cheyenne there are tests that she and seven other couples must pass to be worthy of salvation, Cheyenne begins to question the perfection of his world.
The people they were before are gone. Cheyenne is now "Persephone," and each couple has been re-named to reflect the most tragic romances ever told. Everyone is fighting to pass the test, to remain in Elysian Fields. Teo dresses them up, tells them when to move and how to act, and in order to pass the test, they must play along.
If they play it right, then they'll be safe.
But if they play it wrong, they'll die.
Author Bio
Mary Gray has a fascination with all things creepy. That’s why all her
favorite stories usually involve panic attacks and hyperventilating. In real
life, she prefers to type away on her computer, ogle over her favorite TV
shows, and savor fiction. When she’s not immersed in other worlds, she and her
husband get their exercise by chasing after their three children. The Dollhouse Asylum is her first novel.
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