HAPPY BIRTHDAY EILEEN

OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS. IT'S EILEEN'S BIRTHDAY. My present is so so so small compared to what she's done for me like the TWITTER PARTY. THAT THING. WHICH I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DID. Oh my GOD. I'm stealing that idea next year. Seriously. *sniffs*

By the way, HELLO EILEEN. I AM LAST. HAI. Hope you enjoyed your scavenger hunt-thing a mabobber! :D

It's now my turn to use this GIF.

And you know what? I also promised you this.

Unicorn poop cookies on crumbled Oreos! BAHAHAHAH.

You know I love you.

AND OHMYGOSH EILEEN! YOU'RE FREAKING 14! THIS IS BIG. I EVEN MADE A PIE CHART OF MY PRIORITIES

And, if you're not certain why I love you:

• You're always there. Literally. ALWAYS.
• You like reading
• You're the funnest, randomest, best person EVER
• You're a Taylor Swift fan
• You totally get my craziness
• We are going to meet up at the same asylum
• We can rant about literally ANYTHING
• You're an Iron Fey fan
• You're always so passionate about things
• You're awesome EVEN IF YOU DONT THINK SO
• You're my actual first best friend.
• You're so incredibly nice and selfless and I'm a totally bad influence and you're okay with that
• We can totally get sappy or serious then go back to fun and random and completely crazy.
• Our gchats are probably monitored by the FBI for suspicious activity
• You get off topic like this list is right now
• You're like my CONSIENCE
• You probably didn't notice I spelled conscience wrong
• You probably just checked
• You're probably making a face that says "I totally did" or you're laughing
• I never said I was good at this
• I'm so off topic

AND I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOUR SONG CHOICE. THE BEST DAY BY TAYLOR SWIFT IS LEGIT THE PERFECT SONG.

You, my friend, are epic.

REMEMBER MY AWKWARD GOODREADS MESSAGE TO YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE 12 AND I WAS 12 AND AND AND.

Then you turned 13 *stink eye*

And then yous tarted replying to all my tweets. And sort of creeped me out. JUST A LITTLE. AND THEN I REALIZED HOW AWESOME YOU WERE.

I wish I could've bought you this, but I didn't know where

So, instead, you're getting your box of stuff. Which I'll personally deliver to you. In August. :( BUT I GET TO TACKLE YOU

Also, you suck, because I'm so uncreative and can't one up your birthday present. YOU MEANIE.

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I LIED. YOU DON'T SUCK. *clings*

See, I even put 8 "." on the last line

LOVE YOU